KB Joke Page

Put you best joke on this page , e-mail your jokes to kevin@kbsounds.co.uk .

Make us laugh !!

We call our dad Spiderman , not becuase he's a super hero because he struggles to get out of the bath ! ha ha


Last night I had a dream someone was saying ' on your marks,  get set go '. I woke up with a start .  he he


2 fleas playing football in a saucer , one says to the other we will have to play better tomorrow as we are playing in the cup !! funny ha ha : -) 

2 fleas getting ready to go out for the night , one says to the other shall we walk or take the dog :-) he he he . This joke was sent in by Denise Batten , thank you Denise .

The following jokes were sent in by Margaret Woodward ( Jokes from the Grandkids )


What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ? Ans : Cliff


What do you call a deer with no eyes ? Ans No idea ( no eye dear )


What do you call a fish with no I ? Ans : FSH


3 men , 1 english , 1 Scottish , 1 Australian sat outside a pub with a pint each . Afly lands on top of each one . The Englishman gets hold of the flies wings and very gently pulls it out and it flies away , the Australian pulls out his bowie knife scoops it out and it flies away , the Scotsman picks up the fly by the wings and very gently and shouts  ' SPIT IT ALL OUT NOW '

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins ? Slippers ( sent in by Claire Twine )


When is a door not a door ? When its ajar ( Sent in by Claire Twine )


What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes ? He burped 7up ! ( sent in by Claire Twine )


Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants ? In case they get a hole in one ! ( sent in by Claire Twine )


A man walked into a bar . OUCH !! ( Sent in by Claire Twine)

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